sloppy:

The deepest post on this site

sloppy:

The deepest post on this site

hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

1800nympho:

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

Lmao

yapped:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

"…But all you ever see are men’s" though

ravennclaw:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

Being a tourist in my own city

Being a tourist in my own city

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

Anonymous asked:
Whereabouts in Perth u reside girl? Like General Vicinity LOLZ

joondalup way

"Chuck a u’ey"
Australian proverb (via aristophania)