cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I donโ€™t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

tenticools:

Headline of the year

tenticools:

Headline of the year

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • littleoko:

    juilan:

    Donโ€™t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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    passion:

    started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

    splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

    splendr:

    is this the fault in our stars

    sibyllic:

#we all pledge allegiance to Beyonce

    craving boys hands at the moment

    just put your hand up my shirt or something

    i wanna be touched

    daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow