slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

Anonymous asked:
Whereabouts in Perth u reside girl? Like General Vicinity LOLZ

joondalup way

"Chuck a u’ey"
Australian proverb (via aristophania)
Im a pink lady

Im a pink lady

versteur:

:(

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

tenticools:

Headline of the year

tenticools:

Headline of the year

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast